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Helga’s Confession
ARNOLD: Well, why?
HELGA: ‘Cause… ‘cause maybe I don’t hate you as much as I thought, okay? I guess maybe I even kind of like you a little. I guess you might even kind of say I like you a lot.
ARNOLD: You do? You did this for me?
HELGA: That’s right, hair-boy! I mean, criminy! What else are you supposed to do when someone you love is in trouble?
ARNOLD: Love?
HELGA: You heard me, pal. I love you! LOVE YOU! Who else you think has been stalking you night and day, building shrines to you in a closet, filling volumes of books with poems about you? I love you, Arnold, I’ve always loved you, ever since I first laid eyes on your stupid football head!
Lol.
If Alex and Jack do end up together, why do I always get the impression that Alex will be the girl in that relationship?
ok, lemme make you a list.
1) Jack is too fucking hairy to be a woman.
2) Alex cares way too much about his hair.
3) And the way he dresses.
4) Jack is taller.
5) Alex sings.
6) He fits snugly under Jack’s arm.
7) Jack is strong and able.
8) Alex is a pansy.
NEED ANYMORE FUCKING REASONS, I COULD GO ALL NIGHT.
I JUST NEED THIS ON MY BLOG
alex is beautiful on a girl’s outfit. :)
Lmfao! “Alex is a pansy” AHAHA
fucking brilliant.
even though i dont really like them. omfg. made me laugh so much. alex is a pansy. hahaha.
Awkward times.
Socially Awkward Situation #1:
You’re in class and you want to cough. Some other guy just coughed, now you have to wait.
Socially Awkward Situation #2:
Someone calls in your direction. You raise your hand to wave. It turns out they weren’t calling you. You casually fake a head-scratch. It’s too late; everyone saw.
Socially Awkward Situation #3:
You sit down on a chair and it makes a fart-like noise. You attempt to make the noise several more times so that everyone knows you didn’t really fart.
Socially Awkward Situation #4:
You hold the door open for one person. Now you have to hold it for everyone behind them; if you let go, they’ll think you’re selfish and un-mannered.
Socially Awkward Situation #5:
Talk to your date while eating. Accidentally spit a tiny bit of food onto them.
Socially Awkward Situation #6:
“Excuse me, do you stock ________?”
But they don’t work there.
Socially Awkward Situation #7:
He goes in for a high-five. You go in for props.
Socially Awkward Situation #8:
Walk into the washroom and the stalls are full; pretend you only came here to wash your hands then leave.
Socially Awkward Situation #9:
You check your phone because you have nothing to say to the conversation.
Socially Awkward Situation #10:
Someone comes online; you say “hey”, they go offline.
Socially Awkward Situation #11:
The person in front is walking slightly slower than you are. You walk at an uncomfortable speed to get past them.
Socially Awkward Situation #12:
Someone you vaguely know is walking in front of you. You maintain distance.
Socially Awkward Situation #13:
You say “hi” to someone. It comes out as a whisper.
Socially Awkward Situation #14:
You fart and sneeze at the same time.I’M TOTALLY 9 AND 11
I AM 1-14. THANK YOU.
ahahah omg im so many of these
2 4 6 8 9 11 12. <— me. =))
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